dubstepfordads:

yo lemme just smash my head into this fucking lamp for six hoursĀ 

-moths

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heartĀ 

thats my right boob tho

babe

growlithes:

Squidward kept this shit real

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